Gah! Even Yahoo! Answers probably doesn’t have that question asked of them. Everybody knows “I” am Iron Man. Huh, you don’t believe me? Let me explain...
Uh... Uh... Forget it... You’ll never believe me. Anyway, just watch my movie and tell me you don’t think he’s me after. Really? I have to explain why I’m Iron Man? Ok. Ok. ![]() Well, I have a beard. Check my profile pic and tell me Robert Downey Jr. did not copy it. I (was) an alcoholic... That’s over now with the help of Alcoholics Anonymous. I love luxury cars... They made my character own luxury cars in the movie. Artistic license I guess. Marvel has yet to pay me for my story so that I will actually be as rich as that guy in the story. What’s his name? Tony Stark, I think. Oh, and Gwyneth Paltrow adores me. Still don’t believe? That’s your problem then. Just watch the movie and have fun. Disclaimer: This blog entry was made by a self-deluding fan of Marvel’s Iron Man character. No claims besides him having a beard are true.
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Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, iron man, tony stark, Marvel
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