MY MONDAY MORNING COFFEE (EPISODE 7) - WHAT'S ON MY MIND?

08.09.2010, 06:55

Facebook is like everyone's refrigerator... you open it, close it, open it, close it, checking all that time if there's anything good in it.

I found out over the weekend as I bonded with my friends that the common thing everyone does immediately upon waking up is sitting down in front of computers/laptops and do Facebook even without washing faces and brushing teeth.

Next thing that everyone does is to see if there is anything interesting on homepages especially that "What's On Your Mind" thing... the revelation spot for humans' daily thought.

Some people put in their random thoughts as statuses depending on their moods. Some, do not have anything in their minds at certain moments that they just grab quotes from famous people and unknown solicitors. Some, gets to hit prime time with their humor... funny, sick or not. It's absolutely human for us to be liked and inputting profile statuses that are catchy somehow alleviates loneliness or boredom.

I do not seek attention at Facebook. However, since I am one humorous person no matter what my mood is, I seem to have managed to get people watch out of my glaring statuses all the time and liking it. I think every man and their dogs press "LIKE" on my posts. Here are some of my best and funniest posts last week that hit prime time on everyone's homepages:

1. Jodge Ledesma: believes that women are magical. We can get wet without water, we bleed without injury, and we make boneless things hard!!! Deal with it!!!

2. Jodge Ledesma: We are born totally wet, totally naked and totally hungry... then, things get totally worse!!! Have a great week, all!!!

3. Jodge Ledesma: is totally the lime for your corona

4. Jodge Ledesma: I wish you are here... in my room, on my bed, with the lights off and under the sheets so you can feel... my dog giving you a foot spa instead of me.

Damn Dora the Foot Explorer!!!

5. Jodge Ledesma: Staying home with my guest pet princess Dora on a Friday night and getting amused on how we all get easily buzzed about the new iPhone and Androids. I'm sure China and Japan are just sitting back laughing at us with their 5G phones.

6. Jodge Ledesma: will block you from her FB in 10 seconds! She doesn't care you found your sheep, how many mobsters you've iced, that you cooked a dish you can't eat, that you sold your whores, that you went club-hopping or that you've upgraded your goddamn house! If Facebook is a job, you would have been rich! <-- message to an A-hole... who messaged me stuff that made me puke!

7. Jodge Ledesma: sits in the terrace with her laptop waiting for Google Earth to come by and take her picture so that her beloved will see her. Women are just made to be loved, not understood.

8. Jodge Ledesma: Keep your issues in your tissue box and control yourself.... keep them out of your "what's on your mind" box. If you want to be pathetic, I'm a great friend...I'll help you. You tie the rope, I'll kick the f***ing chair!!!

9. Jodge Ledesma: Ole!!! The world will not end in 2012 as per Nostradamus!!! I just found a box of tea that will expire in 2013!!! ) Wheeeee!!!

10. Jodge Ledesma: I had a great thought.... then it smiled and said goodbye! :/ Braincells roasted on an open fire again

Hope you guys like it Feel free to copy and paste it on your own status and may the act bring you joy

Entry tags: socialmediawhore.blogspot.com, Random Thoughts, Profile, Status, Funny, Best, Facebook, Statuses, Whats on your mind, Jodge Ledesma, Socialmediawhore

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