SEARCH ENGINES WILL CRAWL UPON MY ASSHOLE

Easing my way to improve the daily traffic to my site www.fizzer.ph and my personal blog website, I have come to an experiment.

Today is July 23, 2010... and marks the day that I hope search engines would crawl somehow upon my topics. I will start things alphabetically... kicking it all off with the letter "A" that starts with a controversial body part slang, Asshole!

Asshole is slang for the anus as we all know but it is usually mainly used as an insult or profanity towards someone we do not not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered or abrasive. The metaphorical use of the word first came out in print in 1865 to refer to a contemptible person. Google indexed its' first appearance in 1965 although vulgarities may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. Hustler Magazine made the Buzz when they put a monthly feature, "Asshole of The Month".

The music industry took particular liking to the word "Asshole". Big names and bands incorporated the word in their songs / albums...

1972 - Modern Lover's Jonathan Richman recorded his song "Pablo Picasso" with an immortal line "Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole". This song was only released after the break-up of the group in 1976.

1976 - Chinga Chavin released the single "Asshole from El Paso" (a parody of "Okie from Muskogee" by Merle Haggard) from his controversial album Country Porn.

1979 - Frank Zappa did a rock spoof called "Broken Hearts are for Assholes".

1993 - Actor Denis Leary did a comedic song called "Asshole" for his stage play No Cure For Cancer. He did the music video too for it and it topped Australia's Triple J Hottest 100 in 1993 and reached #2 on the charts in 1994.

1980's - In Canada, a comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have a song called "The Asshole Song".

2004 - Jim's Big Ego band's song "Asshole" was used as a soundtrack to a popular filmstrip about the Bush administration.

Aside from these notorious songs, alternative rock artist Beck wrote and recorded a song called "Asshole"... one of his most acclaimed compositions. Snuff, a Brit ska-punk band also have a song called "Arsehole". Gene Simmons of Kiss released his solo album Asshole that also featured a song of the same name.

I personally use the word basically to refer to contemptible people and/or as an expression to my likable friends. Almost every website has the word tagged. Flicker has it and Photobucket especially holds 8000++ asshole photos tagged under the word and still rising. See photobucket.com/images/asshole

Porn sites use the most of this word like Asshole Girls because they love it in the anus. Other dirty, obscene or vulgar words used are asshole parking (do I need to explain?), asshole / anal fisting (do I need to explain this too?), asshole fever (which refers asses get effed) and so many more!

Videos are available all over the net on assholes too! There are a vast variety of them ranging from the songs I mentioned earlier to porn to people caught on video and got tagged as one and even asshole files which contains people involved in scams!

Bloggers love this word and even blogged about "How To Become An Asshole" in counted and various ways!

The asshole is not even spared on games. There's even an Asshole Card Game which is a popular drinking game! There are official rules for the drinking card game Assholes aka Presidents. See assholerules.com

Oh asshole! You are so small and yet so big!

Watch out for my next blog tomorrow entitled "SEARCH ENGINES WILL CRAWL UPON MY _ _ _ _ _". I now reserve the right to have this title "Search Engines Will Crawl Upon My _____".

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